16 Signs you have Three Sisters

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April 14, 2014 by NowhereButPop

by Andrew Doscas

Growing up in a house with three sisters and no brothers wasn’t always the most fun, here are some reasons why:

1)      You don’t believe in democracy because you’ve always been outvoted on everything 3-to-1.

2)      You’re housebroken. 3)      You’ve almost been the first civilian casualty of WWIII, namely because someone wore the other ones shoes without asking. 4)      The creative insults you’ve heard would be enough to make Joseph Stalin cry.  Examples include “Get your disgusting body away from me”. 5)      Re-runs of Keeping Up with the Kardashians > The Yankee game 6)      Everyone looks at you like you’re crazy when you tell them you’re watching a basketball game from 20 years ago….even if it’s game seven of the 1994 Eastern Conference Finals. 7)      This goes through your sisters head at least once a day: 8)      You get away with more things than you should. 9)      After you found out that certain celebrities grew up with three sisters, they don’t seem so crazy anymore.

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10)     Every girl you’ve ever gone out with has been heavily scrutinized, even if she was perfect.

 

11)      You very rarely, if ever, refer to your sisters by their names.

 

12)      When taking a family photo, the phrase “Don’t do anything stupid” is directed towards you.

 

13)      No one can ever explain why the shower drain is always clogged with hair.

14)      Having never had hand-me-downs, the very notion of wearing somebody else’s clothes is downright disgusting.

15)      You’ve either beat up or threatened one of your sister’s ex-boyfriends at least once.

16)  Even though they’ve caused you to suffered mild to moderate damage to your sanity, you know that not one of your sisters could survive very long with three of you.

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One thought on “16 Signs you have Three Sisters

  1. Terrific facts. Thank you!

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